Genesis

Sorry for the delay, BIMFites. So I've been here for about 18 days or so, and I have much to report. The first day and night were a struggle. We arrived to a rainy country, and we're picked up by two girls from the school. In France, they do the kiss on the cheek greeting. I was unprepared for this, and when it happened I figured my American charm was already paying dividends... not the case. Sluts.

We spent much of the day slogging through the rain and fighting jet lag. We spent the night in the hostel with some party-animal mexicans. They went out at around the time we fell asleep (8 o'clock). They came back in at around 4, flipped on the lights, and began chattering in some strange language. I think it was Spanish, but I only took three years of it so it's hard to be certain. They chatted loudly for about 30 minutes with the lights on then finally went to sleep. Luckily, one of them set an alarm for about 2 hours later, and it went off intermittently well into the morning. It was a little irritating, but I handled it like any red-blooded american does when a foreign species gets in his way. I killed them.

Leading up to the trip, me, bill and paul(my supporting cast) talked about how crazy we were gonna be and how we were gonna just be partying nonstop. We would then execute an aggressive high-five and bask in our future glories. Yeah well we didn't go out or ingest any sort of alcohol for the entire first week of our trip. Not very frat. Finding a place to live was a real hassle, but we now have a place right across from our school. The location is key, so I can be all, "Oh hey ladies, my place is right over there. Wanna go "study."" You see, but I'm not really talking about studying. J/K. BNR.