Shout Outs

Though I love talking about myself so much that I made a blog about my experiences in France, I also know that without all of my loyal readers, this blog wouldn't exist. Clearly, that's a lie, but you can appreciate the sentiment. Anyway, this blog is my baby, and I want my baby to grow and drink it's milk, so I'm going to create some new segments that will be staples of my blog. First up, Shout Outs. I will be glad to mention anyone's name who somehow does something that I approve of. This could include commenting on one of my posts proclaiming me a comedic genius, not reading bill's blog, falling down a flight of stairs for me to see, chanting U-S-A, telling me you are excited about Crank 2, quoting Star Wars, or being a hot girl. Also, if you have a birthday I will shout you out as well. I'll go ahead and try to do this every Tuesday. Tuesday is Lasagna day, so I can come home in a good spirits and give people the dap they deserve. This week's shout out goes to the guy who cooks the lasagna at that place we go to. It perfectly strikes that delicate cheese/meat balance. Also, I find it has a constant texture throughout, which is important to me. I hate biting into something that has ingredients with drastically different densities. Like when they put fruit in jello. I feel like i'm negotiating land mines. Okay so there's my first shout. Let the games begin.