Chapter 3

So tonight I will wrap up the final chapter in the critically acclaimed Trivia Injustice Scandal. We go tonight for trivia, as usual. Not really too much to tell actually. The five of us sat down and played as usual. Interestingly enough, the free drink question came around again and it was, "How often is Haley's comet visible to the naked eye(is there any sexier kind of eye?) from earth?" My esteemed colleague Kyle promptly responded with the correct answer of 76 days, an answer I'm certain all of my scholarly readers knew. In the midst of our exploding fist pounds over the guarantee of another round of free drinks(maybe) we heard them come on the loudspeaker and say that the question was being changed because the french translator didn't feel like that was a fair question. Oh, so does Haley's comet only fly over America? Maybe it just appreciates free enterprise and good service at restaurants, so I can't say I blame it. So once again we managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. We played it cool this time though. I only have so much protest in me I'm afraid. Long story short, we got our drinks from last time. Jumpin' Jack Flashes. They were red and pretty gay looking. If I had to describe it, I'd say it was like a Shirley Temple that has her eyebrow pierced and puts out on the first date. All in all, I would chalk this experience up as a victory for not just me(well, mostly me) but for the entire BIMF nation. I did this for you. You're welcome. You can just owe me a drink.