Shout outs... I guess

Tech note: If you notice I am trying to include more pictures in my blog since I know most of you are only partially literate anyway.

Okay sluts, I'm obviously not in a good mood but I'm gonna do shout outs anyway because even though I have very little to live for, I know my blog is all you have too. Okay okay, I know I'm being a little harsh on all you BIMFites today, but Daddy's tired. Anyway, it's been about three weeks since I last doled out the props, and now it's time to blow my congratulatory load all over those who have pleased me the most. First, we will start with a first. Jenna "Gingerbread" McPherson is the first person to receive a second shout out. She earned this prestigious honor by intrepidly hauling her fine ass all the way to Nice for my birthday. She showered me with such gifts as a badass St. Patrick's Day hat, shot necklace, a tuxedo St. Patrick's day shirt, green balloons, a Happy St. Patrick's day Banner, and a huge St. Patty's mug that was the agent of my undoing at my midnight birthday celebration. Not only this, but she cleaned our entire apartment and did our dishes and laundry the entire week. She was a huge hit around Nice and everyone was sad to see her go. The only way she could be more perfect is if her boobs somehow dispensed beer.


Furthermore, I would like to extend a shout-out to my fellow IPAG'er Kristen, a recent out-of-the-closet BIMFosexual. There was no one more excited about my birthday than Kristen and thus, there was no one drunker for a longer period of time than her either. When we got to the beach around 1 she was already raging and this went on until 2 in the evening. No one was more concerned about my b-day welfare than Kristen, and I will be eternally grateful for her shenanigans. Next, as a group shout-out I want to thank everyone for boycotting school on my b-day and heading to the beach. Thanks to Katie as well for the beach desperado. She got me a present which is something my parents have failed to do on a few birthdays. Moving along, I will shout-out to Taylor Robinson back home. Whenever Taylor needs some sage advice she always comes to me. I then always suggests she stay away from drugs, stay in school, and drink her milk. Though she hates milk, she drank a glass the other day for me. Congrats Taylor and enjoy your strong bones. I think that's it for now. Whale Wednesday is tomorrow and I also plan to tell everyone about the unspeakable travesties and lewd acts committed during the party we held at our house. Peace out my little friends.