Well finally Tuesday has finally arrived, and I know even the starving children of Africa are huddled around their computer screens pressing the refresh button(too far?). Anyway, there's an addiction that has to be fed, and I'm the dealer. However, I don't deal drugs, no no, I deal something far more valuable, far more fulfilling... my approval. Roll them shout outs.
My first shout out goes to Richard Oliver Cromwell Green III. Ollie and I go way back, and I wanted to give him some props on a recent accomplishment he told me about. Unfortunately, last time he spoke and he informed me of his most recent escapades I was in the middle of trying to see how hard I could slap the monkey(euphemism? you be the judge). Thus, I was distracted and only got bits and pieces of his tale of greatness, but I think I can piece it together. Oh yes, okay so Oliver was in the drive-thru at taco bell, and he managed to make out with some hockey player dude in the back seat. He was really hot. Way to go Oliver! Next! Okay I have one for Miss Stephanie Guthrie. You may know her because she likes to wear boots. Apparently, this past Friday she woke up and successfully executed the Friday dance in my honor, which has also become a new ritual of mine.
Amazing Stephanie. Oh and a Shout Out to Paul Wong Zettler for finding that little gem so that I could place it on BIMF. Last, a rare Platinum Shout Out goes to my fuzzy faced friend Ryan Smith. For those of you who don't know, Ryan was caught two weeks ago fornicating in his community hot tub. For some reason, there is some archaic bylaw in his apartment's tenant rules that doesn't allow this, and he was warned not to do it again. Undaunted, he did it again. Now a fine has been levied against him for $625. Apparently they have video evidence of the event (No word yet on the tape's release date). Way to go Ryan, you are a true hero. Please, send donations to Ryan just in case Vivid Video decides he isn't star material. Wouldn't it be touching if the whole community rallied around him, and if suddenly everyone were black and white. What would that be like...... Spoiler Alert!
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