Many might say that I have an unnatural affinity for whales. I think they are wrong, despite what Shamu's lawyers might "allege." That saucy minx, what harm could one date do? But I digress. That I am the founder and president of the Whales are Big Global Chapter group on facebook is no fluke... Did you get that pun? It's like cause whales' tales are called flukes, you see, and what I did was use fluke as a... nevermind you are all stupid anyway. The point is, I'm starting yet another new segment that will happen on Wednesdays. I was thinking of calling it Whale Wednesdays, but I think I am going with Humpback Humpday. It might be weekly or bi-weekly(everyone experiments in college) depending on how my shuffleboard tryouts go at the Senior Center. It's going to promote whale awareness, and perhaps I will interview a few real live whales and see what really gets their volkswagen-sized hearts racing. Anyway, I hope you don't find it to be a breach of etiquette that I started off my new Wednesday column on a Friday. BREACH.... Do you not fucking get it? Like when whales surface? You are all fucking clueless! You people don't deserve me or my humor!!! Okay, whatever, I'm starting things off with a juicy video that I think sums up what I am trying to do with this new section. I know I've been posting a lot of videos lately, but that's only because I recently learned how to, and chicks think it's hot when I embed them. Is that smile??? I think so. You see, you don't have to be a cold-hearted cyborg all the time.
In The Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?
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Let me be the first to thank you for this POD... of info about whatles. I hold orca awareness up next to human autonomy as things that people should have. Never give up... and perhaps one day the minky whale will be held in as high regard by joe the homeowner as his fellow canine.
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