Why is Bill Sexy?

Greetings my cuddly constituents! As you know, I have been romping around Spain for the past week, but don't worry I was thinking of you the entire time. Before I divulge all of the erotic, awe-inspiring details of my trip as well as make some astute cultural observations(here's one: they speak Spanish over there) I want to have a quick post about something that myself and others have been wrestling with recently. First, a back story: Young Billiam has had a few run-ins with a lady in our program. By run-ins I mean he has made out with her in a club as well as had his nether-regions playfully stroked while sitting down on a couch at a party at our place. I was actually having a conversation with him when this was happening. Anyway, recently at a club Bill turned to me and said, "watch this" and then slapped this girl on the ass. She quickly turned around, with an appalled look on her face, and lectured Bill about how that is inappropriate and disrespectful. No, same girl from earlier I promise. Anyway, William calmed her down and she eventually stated that she thinks Bill is sexy, but she doesn't know why. She brings up a very interesting point. Of course Bill is sexy but I couldn't quite put my figure on any one thing. We decided we needed to get to the bottom of this, and amidst all of my futile meditations on the matter, a light bulb eventually went off in my head. "Wait a second" I said aloud "I have the entire BIMF nation at my disposal. I can merely ask them why Bill Steele is so gall-darn sexy!" Then the girl at McDonald's was like, "Do you want ketchup with that?" but too late, I had already gone joyfully sprinting out of there.

Here's what going to happen. I have offered up a few suggestions in the poll below. But this isn't communist France, so I've allowed for an "other" section. If you choose other I would like you to then give in the comments what you think makes Bill sexy. This poll is open to all genders. Recent demographic polls have shown that I have a huge gay fanbase, which I think is absolutely fabulous. Also, this will provide for a wide cross-section of perspectives and ideas. The poll will be on the blog for a week, and I'll have a follow-up post discussing the results. If you notice, you can choose multiple items if one just won't do. If you choose, other, leave your comments below this post. Also, admire how smart I am for figuring out how to create a poll. So guys, tell me, why is there such a long line to ride the Billacoaster?